- Over 50,000 people are killed by fluffy bunnies in a year. This is more than those killed in airplane crashes, shark attacks, and execution combined.
- Fluffy bunnies will first sink their teeth into you. After that, they will rip you to shreds.
- Among the celebrities killed by fluffy bunnies: Elvis Presley (though everyone is in denial about it) Brittney Spears (who was replaced by an impostor), Hitler (who did NOT commit suicide) and Ringo Star (ever wonder why he turned into a hermit? Because he's dead!)
- Fluffy bunnies are very dangerous. See what to do for what to do.
- Fluffy bunnies are just that: bunnies with white fluff stuff on them.
- Fluffy bunnies weigh only 35 pounds on average
- Considering that 99% of them are vegetarians, it is thought that fluffy bunnies destory living creatures for fun and not food.
- Fluffy bunnies do not only attack humans, they have been known to attack virtually every living member of the animal kingdom.
- Despite what everyone says, it was fluffy bunnies, and not humans, responsible for the extinction of the dodo.
- The monkey who played Bonzo in Bedtime for Bonzo was killed by a fluffy bunny. (But not Ronald Reagan, don't worry, movie star/politician fans)
- Fluffy bunnies sometimes get confused and rip inanamite objects to shreds. For instance, a fluffy bunny was once found in the offices of The New York Times in a sea of shredded newspapers. Apparantely, it mistook the pictures in the paper for real people.
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