How to help
There are a number of ways you can help exterminate all the fluffy bunnies.
1. First of all, this is the simplest way: kill them all. We would like to suggest carrying a gun, as it can be used from a distance. Shoot the fluffy bunnies, kill them, and prevent them from ripping you, your family, and your friends to shreds.
2. Petition the government. Make a petition, and send it in to your city, county, state, or national government. Ask them to banish the fluffy bunnies to some far-off place, like New Zealand. Just don't threaten to attack them with a fluffy bunny if they don't. (Otherwise, you will win yourself a great prize: an angry visit from the Secret Service.)
3. Write to your newspaper. Give them this site, or just copy the tips. Don't worry, we won't sue. Just don't say "Oh, I made these tips up myself" or we will be forced to take legal action.
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