What to Do if Attacked by a Fluffy Bunny
1. Do not panic! Panic is the enemy.
2. Run for your life.
3. If you have a weapon (or a non-weapon that can be used as one, like scissors) use it on the fluffy bunny.
4. If attacked, seek medical help immediately. Once the fluffy bunny sinks its sharp fangs into you, you must get medical help immediately (or within roughly 30 minutes, depending on your weight) or you will bleed to death.
5. If the fluffy bunny tries to gore you, you have no hope of surviving. The only thing we can suggest is to write your own obituary, and include mention of the fluffy bunny attack. Or better yet, write your will.
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